Dear lazyweb

I am looking for two videos of any quality of the following (they would have predated 1984):

The AT&T "Joey" long distance ad that tries to highlight how hard it is to use a competitive long distance carrier with the old couple getting confused on all the numbers they have to dial

The MCI "Joey" ad using the same cast that shows the same old couple aghast at their bill when they gave up on MCI and switched back to AT&T.

Anyone providing these will win at least 2 internets.

Somehow I survived 30 years

Heres's to 60 more.

2010 was a year with no major trips to the hospital for me or my family that I can recall, which is a small feat considering every year prior involved at least 2 days hospitalization for me, and some for other members of my immediate family.

(There were of course ER visits, but no inpatient care or IV treatment)