Design spec: Needs To Be uglier, More Expensive, Less Useful Than Jeep
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I'm writing this beforehand because I won't have time to write it after.

Congratulations to and on their successful marriage. It went well, didn't it? Sorry for falling into the candles and burning the church down. But they have insurance, right? Hah, thank god we got the damage waiver on the tuxedos, I can't imagine how much it would cost to repair the burn holes otherwise.

Some people might have thought it in bad taste to roast marshmallows over the embers, but I've always been one to make the best of a bad situation.

And I didn't realize I'd say the things I did at the reception. Silly me for drinking heavily before hand. I mean, why do you think I fell into the candles afterall? I'm lucky I didn't burst into flames myself!

Don't worry, your family will talk to me eventually.

And the prank gone wrong, again I apologize. I did pay the farmer for the vet bills on the horse. That may not be enough, but it should be a good start. I gave him my phone number so you wouldn't even have to deal with it directly.

Oh, and in the event all goes well, well, forget I said all this. 😎

I look like I should be selling drugs in some south american country. 🙂
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Braaaaaaains!
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* I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane. you are going to go see it. and pay for it. B movie goodness.

* I've had my EVDO card for only a few hours and have pushed a good 50 gigs over it so far. Sprint loses. Especially since I basically got the card for free, and am going to return it in less than 30 days to get the Revision A EVDO cards when they arrive in the local sprint store. I gotta remember to take the EVDO plan off my normal phone handset now that this works or I'm gonna be really shocked by the bill. eek.

* I'm on some awesome "power is damn near free as long as you use it at night" cool ass plan thing with detroit edison now. They're gonna pull my meter in the next 15 days to install some really sophisticated one that keeps track of not only how much power I use, but when I use it. I'm going to save a fortune.

* Happy! YAY! Very much so still. Job, relationship, all that shit. Except for school, that's just blah.

* Some weird conservative-esque hippy at school tried to sell me on some wack ass tax replacement scheme where there's like some sort of 25% GST on all stuff and that's it. Yea, that's right you stinky hippie, let's give the federal government control over all the money to redistribute. We need more bridges to nowhere. If only my words could penetrate the solid wall of patchuli surrounding him.