The truck is mine now.
The interest rate totally sucks. I don't even wanna talk about it.
Fortunately I found a way to pay for it that doesn't involve sale of one of my vital organs.
But it wouldn't hurt. Anyone want a perfectly good kidney?

An actual spam I received.

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

http://www.icomamerica.com/amateur/comic_book/Books/onlinecomicbook.pdf
That's funny but informative. Stole the link from

If all goes well, I'm getting a new car this week. Hopefully an S10 blazer, but I'll find out what kind of financing I qualify for tomorrow.

I submitted techapartment for an article in wired magazine. It'll be interesting if it comes to pass.

I spent the weekend monkeying with antennas, it was a blast.