http://online.securityfocus.com/news/613

A national alert system that gives the president the ability to take over the U.S. airwaves during a national crisis may inadvertently extend hackers the same courtesy, thanks to security holes that put radio stations, television broadcasters and cable TV companies at risk of being commandeered by anyone with a little technical know-how and some off-the-shelf electronic components.

According to ludacris' song, he has "hoes" in every area code. I ask ludacris to represent this statement with facts. According to his song, he has hoes in the following area codes:
502, 770, 404, 718, 202, 901, 305, 312, 313, 215, 803, 757, 410, 504, 972, 713, 314, 201, 212, 213, 916, 415, 704, 206, 808, 216, 702, 414, 317, 214, 281, 334, 205, 318, 601, 203, 804, 402, 301, 904, 407, 850, 708, 502
(A total of 43 area codes)

This places his hoes in the following states:
AL, CA, CT, DC, FL, GA, HI, IL, IN, KY, LA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NE, NJ, NV, NY, OH, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, WA, WI
(A total of 28 states)

There is a total of 332 allocated area codes in the north american numbering plan, which includes the US, Canada, and the Carribean.
Thus I counter, despite his boasting, he doesn't even come close to having a ho in every area code.
Hell, he doesn't even have a ho in every state.

So represent, ludacris. What other area codes do you have hoes in?

(So yes, you now know what happens when you have alot of experience in perl, a database of every exchange in the north american numbering plan, and free time on your hands.)