I hate it when I leave my fucking access cards at home. It wouldn't matter if I worked the day shift, since the receptionist doors unlock on a timer from 9-5, but when you work basically 3rd shift, it friggin sucks.
On the other hand, I can happily assure the IT Security guy that his motion sensor setup is hard to fool, even with the bizarre things I had on hand (like a 4 1/2' rubber coated steel cable).
Ahh well, thank god for tech support coming in at 7. Thanks D, I owe you one. :->