An actual spam I received.

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

7 thoughts on “An actual spam I received.”

    1. Buy 10 air to air missiles, and get child porn free.

      I was wondering what kind of terrorist they think I am. I'm only into surface to air shoulder fired, so I can be less conspicuous.

      1. yeah i know
        not many of us have planes to mount the air to air
        although i could make a killing with liquid heroin and well i would never need anesthetic again

  1. dark profits .com

    i just got an email saying my credit card was charged 234,for a child abuse ,porn site .this is not right ,they otta fix the unhappy camper who is doing this spam my kid were molested ,this is not funny at all.made me lower my on line limit and i reported it

    1. Re: dark profits .com

      Yea. The $234 thing was patently false. I really hope you didn't reply to it, if so, call your bank and cancel your credit card, because it's gonna be used for fradulent purposes.

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