http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52984
New Bill Would Defend Marriage From Sharks
Senators 'Taking A Stand' Against Ancient Killer
September 19, 2006 | Issue 42•38
WASHINGTON DC—Senator Bill Frist (R–TN) introduced a controversial new bill Tuesday that would severely limit the ability of sharks to "mutilate the institution of marriage until it is completely unrecognizable."
"For too long, we've stood by as our most sacred institution has been thrashed, bit by bit, by these amoral predators," said Frist at a press conference, standing in front of a detailed diagram of a great white shark. "Marriage is a union between one man and one woman, and no shark should come between them with its powerful jaws and massive dorsal fin."
That one is remarkably well done. 🙂