I did it.
The tub is a mess, it's spattered all over the place in there.
But everyone got what was coming for them, and the job got done.
I'm happy and ahead on the deal.

w00t.

It's time to go away from here for a short time
Thank you all for being my friend, you rock!

noweb4u is alive and happy. w00t!

I was on my way to help someone with their computer yesterday, I pulled up to the corner of Elizabeth lake and Scott lake and look to my mapping software, and this comes up:

If I wasn't in a hurry, I would have had some fun with this guy, whoever he is. 😉

http://mainframe.timmins.net/~noweb4u/dankaye.friendster.testimonial.txt
That's the friendster testimonial is referring to. muhaha.

I'm tired. I hate insomnia, especially when people gotta keep buggin me when I'm trying to sleep.

I swear, my phone rings one more damn time, I'm ripping out the sim card and deepfrying it. mmm, zesty sim card…

http://mainframe.timmins.net/gallery/findlay2003

All the vintage phone stuff in that gallery cost me a total of $6 yesterday.

And yes, the step by step phone system works, and makes kickass clicky noises, as any good switch should.

Yep, another jackass steals a locator device, this time an aircraft homing beacon…

FROM THE ROSEBURG OREGON
NEWS REVIEW

August 26, 2003

Signal leads police to airport burglary suspect

CHRISTIAN BRINGHURST

Lucas Register never suspected the equipment he is accused of stealing
from an airport hangar last week would lead authorities right to his door.

But police allegedly followed a homing signal from the stolen
emergency locator transmitter right up to a closet door in his
Winchester apartment Saturday. He was arrested on suspicion of
second-degree burglary and first-degree theft. The 22-year-old is
charged with breaking into a hangar at the Roseburg Regional Airport
Friday night and taking the transmitter and other items, according to
a Roseburg Police Department press release.

"It's to allow us to find a downed aircraft," said Tom Hyers,
coordinator of the Amateur Radio Emergency Services Division of the
Douglas County Search and Rescue team. The radio team provides
communications support for search and rescue and other emergency
operations in the county, including plane crashes.

The device transmits a signal to a satellite receiver, which then
relays the transmitter's geographical coordinates to authorities at
Langley Air Force Base in Virginia. Langley sent the information to
the Oregon Operations of Emergency Management Saturday, which notified
officials in Douglas County that a signal had been transmitting since
that morning.
More story in here

hehe

Man Charged With Stealing Tracking Device

Man Is Arrested and Charged With Stealing Computerized Tracking
Device; Cops Turned on Device to Find Him

The Associated Press

JANESVILLE, Wis. Sept. 1

To track down this alleged thief, all police had to do was flick on a
computer.

A 40-year-old man was arrested Wednesday and charged with stealing a
computerized tracking device that uses a global positioning system to
keep track of jail prisoners on home detention.

"He apparently didn't know what he had because he would be awfully
stupid to steal a tracking device," said correctional officer Thomas
Roth, who runs the home detention program at the Rock County Jail.
More inside

The truck is mine now.
The interest rate totally sucks. I don't even wanna talk about it.
Fortunately I found a way to pay for it that doesn't involve sale of one of my vital organs.
But it wouldn't hurt. Anyone want a perfectly good kidney?

An actual spam I received.

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