Dearest DSL Line,
Quit taking so many errors. Damn you, damn you, damn you. Don't make me allocate my own netblock, assign it to my T1, and fully disconnect your ass. I like 6 megs but I also like stability. I do also like the promotional price of this 6 meg circuit. $49.95 can't be beat! woo!
If you're wondering why I'm sporadically harder to reach than usual in the last 24-48 hours, this is why. I still have internet access, it's just not quite normal.
It's probably better for me anyway. 🙂