The appropriate method of dispatching a rubber snake is with a shillelagh (or, a facsimilie thereof, consisting of a partial tree trunk, with at least 2 roots sticking out, appropriately decorated for St. Patrick's Day).
And if I could get the University of Missouri-Rolla's newspaper's website to let me in (it thinks I have the wrong password, but it's obviously lying), I'd post a picture to prove it 🙂
One more reason we all need the legal right to take our motherfuckin' 9mm's on board the plane.
to shoot a plastic snake?
Dude, I was just going with the whole "snakes on a plane" riff. Note the ironic use of "motherfuckin'" Chill, my man.
dude I think you need to now demonstrate your snake shooting prowess. This 4 July or whenever AO does his thing, you, me, rubber snake, XD-9.
Have gun, will travel.
"you, me, rubber snake"
Now that just sounds wrong.
yes.
No, no, no, no.
The appropriate method of dispatching a rubber snake is with a shillelagh (or, a facsimilie thereof, consisting of a partial tree trunk, with at least 2 roots sticking out, appropriately decorated for St. Patrick's Day).
And if I could get the University of Missouri-Rolla's newspaper's website to let me in (it thinks I have the wrong password, but it's obviously lying), I'd post a picture to prove it 🙂
You've had the old ones for what? …Well, since I've known you. In that time I've gone through five pairs. It's about time you got new ones. 🙂