haha okay so this is the best ever
I commented on an LJ post. A procmail recipe forwards a quick summary of the post to my cell phone via sms.
I'm holding the boy, who's asleep in my arms. His butt happens to be on my cell phone, which happens to be on vibrate.
Hilarity ensues as the sleeping baby freaks out for a second, makes a weird freaked out squeak noise. He then falls immediately asleep again.
KIDS ARE HILARIOUS AND AWESOME GUYS