All posts by paul

I got new glasses.

I can see now.

Whatever the numbers mean, I'm -4.00 in one eye, and -4.25 in the other.

Oh, and got some too. They're hot. She now has to wear them all the time too, because her eyes evidently got a LOT worse since the last time we went to the optometrist about 5 years ago.

The eye doctor was trying to get me to get laser surgery on my eyes. I was like HAHAHAHAAHA OH FUCK NO WILL I EVER LET A COMPUTER SHOOT LASERS INTO MY EYE.

She said only 1% ever had issues.

I said I'm always the 1% on fucking everything, and computers hate me.

Grr

Dear anti-spammers who let scripts run wild,

Quit reporting my backup MX as a spam relay. It is sending you a doublebounce due to your name being on the from of the spam. It sucks, yes, but I am not breaking RFCs for your benefit.

Love,
Paul