Dear Rap Artists,

Is there any way for me to indicate that I am, indeed, a true player, without elevating my selection of firearms? Would elevating my hands suffice, or perhaps even a less overt act?

-Paul

PS: What should felons elevate to indicate their status as a true player? They generally can't have firearms.

Dear Livejournal,

Your password security requirements are retarded. Apparently, my new password, that you literally forced me to pick, is half the length of the original password. It's somehow more secure because it contains punctuation (with an attacker not knowing that or not, they would be forced to try punctuation, numbers, etc, just because it was possible), but seriously, there was no way in hell my previous password would be guessed by an automated system or human being. It was a strung together sentence.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Oh well.

Love, Paul

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